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American Idol returns with a 2-night, 4-hour premiere on 1/15 and 1/16

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American Idol returns with a 2-night, 4-hour premiere on 1/15 and 1/16

I don't have to ask if you'll have a good weekend.

To those who only like Donniego for its American Idol articles:

Have you been missing me?

I've missed you. Well, if these pesky holidays can hurry up and get goin', we'll be that much closer to the return of American Idol!!! Doesn't it kinda make you tingly-all-over to think that somewhere, huddled with thousands of other would-be Idol finalists, there just might be the next Clarkson or Underwood practicing the chorus to some Joss Stone tune? Or maybe a guy who can't really beat box, but thinks he can, and he's about to sit in front of Paula, Randy, and Simon and butcher something by Jamiroquai?

65 days and counting.

And, ya know, if you wanna read other pointless babbling, Donniego is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

-Donnie Seacrest