On the way up the elevator today, I heard the following half of a cell phone conversation. It was awesome. Awesome as in a "man-walks-into-a-plate-glass-window-without-seeing-it" type of awesome, not so much the "grand-canyon-is-awesome" awesomness.
Here's what I heard. I hit the button and rode to the 3rd floor with this chick.
"No.That shit is so unbelievable, no one would even believe it happened. But it did.
"I toooooooootally know.
"That's what i said.
"I knooow. I knooooww.
"You totally know.
"I was like, no. And she was, like, no."
"Call me when you know."