Vote for FREE Starbucks Coffee

See, that was like a play on words. You're not actually voting for free coffee, but if you vote, you get a free small coffee from Starbucks. There's a story there, but I didn't have time to read it.

CRACKING: You up. With my insightful look at the election today and what we know about the candidates and the issues. I may have bitten off more than I can chew, but my point is this ...its an election. We've had many, many in our nation's history and we'll have many, many more, and people will try and convince you each election is the most important election of your lifetime to date and failure to elect their candidate will lead to the downfall of America. They'll compare so-and-so to Hitler, or tell you future-America with whats-his-name as President will be like France, or Cuba, or some nation that's ruled by a dictator. But, it ain't that bad.

LOBBING: A softball article written by my fellow spunkybean'r ...EJ examines the best television Presidents. That dude from the All State commercials totally has my vote.

Now, I'm off to flash my "I Voted" sticker again at another Starbucks and get yet another FREE cup of joe.