I Write the Jokes

I write jokes for nobody. Like Father McKenzie's sermons in "Eleanor Rigby" or Nowhere Man's plans in the song by the same name.

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gay advocacy groups were outraged at the Snickers commercial featuring two men almost kissing and Snickers immediately pulled that ad and went withtheir first concept ...two women almost kissing. the same gay advocacygroup released a statement ..."that's hot."

. . .laughter . . .

Snicker sales spiked 69 percent.

. . . moans . . .

gay advocacy groups actually were upset because they said "that was eventoo many nuts for our tastes."

* these jokes expire March 11th